Did you know that seahorses, that they mate for life? Could you imagine? A seahorse seeing another seahorse– and then making it work? She wanted kids and– And it scared me. And I got a lot of time to reflect and work on myself. 'Cause, you know what, no matter how many times I get hit, I always get back up. I broke my back, a drone flew into my face, I buried Aunt May. Don’t invest in a spider-themed restaurant. My marriage got testy, made some dicey money choices. You see, I saved the city, fell in love, I got married– saved the city some more, maybe too much. And for the last 22 years– I thought I was the one and only Spider-Man.
I know what you're trying to do– and it won't work.There's only one Spider-Man, and you're looking at him. Because the only thing standing between this city and oblivion is me. I mean, who wouldn't? So no matter how many hits I take, I always find a way to come back. But after everything, I still love being Spider-Man. Look, I'm a comic book, I'm a cereal, did a Christmas album. I saved a bunch of people, fell in love, saved the city, and then I saved the city again, and again and again, and again. I was bitten by a radioactive spider, and for 10 years, I've been the one and only– Spider-Man.